GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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