Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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