just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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