well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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