I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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