bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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