matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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