you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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