Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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