I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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