Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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