You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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