Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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