i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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