I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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