no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He kissed a someone with a penis
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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