she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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