Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Tell her she can't have a vagina
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
