is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
There are leaves in my underwear?
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