i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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