Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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