She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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