She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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