is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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