I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
