i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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