kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
it glows. i had to have it.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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