Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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