I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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