Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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