Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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