so that wasnt chicken after all
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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