It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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