is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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