Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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