At least make sure they are 18
Why
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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