He is an equal opportunity slut.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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