He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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