girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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