So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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