I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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