that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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