Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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