This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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