belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We just shotgunned beers for America
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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