I wanna passion pit in your ass
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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