Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Randomize
