we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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