how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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