I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Alive.
So much puke
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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