South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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